tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715061194436256753.post8842920643028853463..comments2012-01-01T18:09:26.672-08:00Comments on Your Beard is Good: No One Shops In The "Old Adults" Book SectionRahulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715061194436256753.post-64744253299124506862012-01-01T18:09:26.672-08:002012-01-01T18:09:26.672-08:00eh, does not knowing a selena what's her nuts ...eh, does not knowing a selena what's her nuts song really matter? me thinks not. i'd rather be older, wiser and less "hip" than younger, dumber and tasteless...Simone Says...http://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715061194436256753.post-35948274321487933362011-12-30T05:08:09.529-08:002011-12-30T05:08:09.529-08:00Haha. I did get married. And now I have an almost ...Haha. I did get married. And now I have an almost 8 week old kid. I feel as old as Father Time. Mother time? <br />Anyhow, my dad reads out any writing he sees on the sides of vans, cars and trucks. To no-one in particular. So I know you're not embellishing when you talk about your dad. It is entirely possible that dads are nuts.awesomelyunpreparedhttp://awesomelyunprepared.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715061194436256753.post-23625074154912745942011-12-29T20:51:41.025-08:002011-12-29T20:51:41.025-08:00I'm with you, my friend. I spent two hours in ...I'm with you, my friend. I spent two hours in WalMart this holiday season. And I went alone! <br /><br /><br />What is the Downtown Krypton Regal?laurennehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08006335791430270282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715061194436256753.post-49132120412749070482011-12-29T17:25:59.237-08:002011-12-29T17:25:59.237-08:00It's much harder to cope with this concept whe...It's much harder to cope with this concept when the cooler-than-you eleven year old is your own spawn. <br /><br />Worse still, when your spawn is a legitimate *teenager.* I have a teenager. <br /><br />Oh, God. I feel old. <br /><br />And tired. Old and tired.Brooke Farmerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12810726603953104042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4715061194436256753.post-24687577468119979072011-12-29T15:39:14.851-08:002011-12-29T15:39:14.851-08:00Hells yes, high five, brother! That there is all ...Hells yes, high five, brother! That there is all I need to convey that I'm old because I'm pretty sure the kids don't say things like 'hells yes' anymore because that's so 2007 and 'high five' well I might as well just knit a multi patterned sweater and keep my teeth in a tumbler by the bed really. So I get you. I do. Because the other night I was watching a music show on late night TV and my mom was in the room and I blurted out, "What in the HELL is that dude WEARING, does he think that's COOL?" <br /><br />And then I went outside in a fury and PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE.<br /><br />Meh, I don't mind being old. I can drink as much gin as I want or tell kids to turn off their iPhones or have them rammed up their ass in the movie theatre and get away with it.<br /><br />I'm working on the seventeen prerequisite cats necessary to truly achieve aging with dignity.The Vegetable Assassinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07704685920354554043noreply@blogger.com